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May 24, 2009
Terlupa atau buat-buat LUPA
Petikan daripada Berita Harian:
Askar terlupa sudah kahwin
BANDAR RAYA JEFFERSON: Seorang askar di bandar raya ini, terlepas hukuman atas kesalahan berpoligami, selepas mendakwa dia mengalami gangguan fikiran ketika berperang di Iraq sehingga terlupa dia sudah berkahwin.
Rivera berkahwin lagi dengan wanita di Missouri tidak lama selepas kembali ke Amerika. Bagaimanapun isteri pertamanya terlihat berita mengenai perkahwinan beliau di televisyen dan membuat laporan polis.
"Saya amat tertekan dan dihantui ingatan perang di Iraq," katanya. - Agensi
Lepas ni ramai artis-artis dan bukan artis yang akan guna pendekatan yang sama. Berderet-deret la diorang beratur nak join misi-misi pengaman.
Tapi boleh jek guna aksi batuk-batuk kokol untuk escape. Buat-buat pergi bilik air 2-3 kali pun kekadang berkesan gak, lagi la kalau bilik air tuh nun jauh. Encik Udin, jangan mare aaaaa...
Feb 7, 2009
Football vs Politic
- Keane moved back to Spurs after 6 months struggle at Anfield.
- Keane is a Liverpool boyhood fan.
- Reported £16 million transfer fees back to Spurs.
- NOBODY from Liverpool follow him to Spurs.
- What Keano told us:
"It proved not to be the right move for me."
"I know some Spurs fans will feel I let them down by leaving but I can assure them I shall be giving my all for this club – this club has terrific fans and I want to repay them for all their support."
Keane: Tempat jatuh lagi dikenang. Inikan pula White Hart Lane.
Note to Berba, now that u turn berbal at Man U, why don't u follow me lorrr...
- talk about short spell, the only person who can rival Keane is.....tarraaaaa....Dato Nasa.
- A few days in the PKR camp.
- Anwa former campus mate or (boy)friend.
- Undisclosed transfer fee, but rumors saying... in the region of RM10mil
- 3 Pakatan Rakyat's ADUN follow him to BN.
- What Dato Nasa told us:
"It proved not to be the right move for me."
"I felt like betraying the Bota voters. I don't want to let them down by leaving UMNO. I want to repay for all their (voters) support."
Sadly no picture available for Dato Nasa, bcos I am quite
concern about our politician lack of sense of humor. kihkihkihkih.
- Keane is a Liverpool boyhood fan.
- Reported £16 million transfer fees back to Spurs.
- NOBODY from Liverpool follow him to Spurs.
- What Keano told us:
"It proved not to be the right move for me."
"I know some Spurs fans will feel I let them down by leaving but I can assure them I shall be giving my all for this club – this club has terrific fans and I want to repay them for all their support."
Keane: Tempat jatuh lagi dikenang. Inikan pula White Hart Lane.Note to Berba, now that u turn berbal at Man U, why don't u follow me lorrr...
- A few days in the PKR camp.
- Anwa former campus mate or (boy)friend.
- Undisclosed transfer fee, but rumors saying... in the region of RM10mil
- 3 Pakatan Rakyat's ADUN follow him to BN.
- What Dato Nasa told us:
"It proved not to be the right move for me."
"I felt like betraying the Bota voters. I don't want to let them down by leaving UMNO. I want to repay for all their (voters) support."
Sadly no picture available for Dato Nasa, bcos I am quite
concern about our politician lack of sense of humor. kihkihkihkih.
p/s: dear Mr. Babat, I know you are expecting the 'babi' story. Terlalu bangang & offensive utk dibaca di sini. Jadi aku replace dengan entry ni :). Entry ni pun bole tahan bahlul jugak.
Dec 15, 2008
Kaki dan tangan
Perkataan kakitangan adalah sangat tidak sesuai untuk diguna pakai dalam era sekarang. Sebabnya, jika pekerja menggunakan kaki & tangan saja utk bekerja adakah relevan untuk kita maki hamun kakitangan selepas mereka buat silap. Ya, memang ada bos yang maki hamun pekerja. Some people are just not meant to be a leader.
Sekarang ni zaman millenia, bekerja dengan otak, bukan dengan kaki & tangan jek. Shigeo Shingo once said, to be succesful get all people involved from top to bottom & drive their ideas. Never underestimate your subordinate. And that was in 1950's. Since then the American ciplak his idea & implement it in the West.
Merujuk DBP, kakitangan bermaksud pekerja (pejabat, syarikat, dll), pembantu (yg turut melaksanakan atau mengurus kerja).
Macam mana pulak dengan kakitangan k'jaan? Kenapa agaknya selalu ada problem bila deal dgn agensi k'jaan?
Hmmm.. mungkin ni rootcause nyer:
(1) satu officer tade...so keje officer tuh tak gerak until he/she get back! No one will follow up...sedihnya bila officer tuh in charge in customer related issues. Kalau cuti 1 minggu kene tunggu la 1 minggu...aku penah kena, officer tuh training 1 minggu then sambung cuti 1 minggu. Total dia unavailable time: 2 weeks. Oh fuck up nyer. How the hell they delegate their job?
(2) customer servis & kaunter pertanyaan yg biasanya buat part time jual tempe basi. Sebab muka diorang pun ala2 tempe basi. Bila di tanya semua tak tau...mintak kite call sana sini. People say Arsenal play a lot of passing football. Same with customer service in GLC or gov. They'll pass u around until the opponent (us, unfortunately) fed up.
(3) mentaliti 'bekerja untuk benefit'. I am not talking about salary or bonus.
(4) etc etc....
If these behavior or mentality in private company, sure kena whack dengan boss. Atau pun kene maki hamun. I must admit not all the gov servant are like this, jangan kerana nila setitik, rosak susu sebelanga plak. Oh tebalnya semangat ketuanan melayu aku, sampai berkias-kias plak.
Perhatikan gambar di atas. Kalau diterjemahkan ke Bahasa Melayu,
Tenaga mental, mood, & motivasi
Makanan yang pekerja (kakitangan?) anda makan adalah kritikal untuk kejayaan anda.
Jadi untuk berjaya, pastikan pekerja kita makan makanan berkhasiat disamping tuh yang terang & jelas halal dan jauh dari segala unsur subahat. Hahahaha. Oh, I am begging the gov servant to improve, or else GFY la.
note to pt/ptd: hayatilah hari kualiti agensi anda & faham betul² maksud piagam pelanggan.
In my company, we (even the operator & GW) are reffered as....associate. Not employee or kakitangan.
Sekarang ni zaman millenia, bekerja dengan otak, bukan dengan kaki & tangan jek. Shigeo Shingo once said, to be succesful get all people involved from top to bottom & drive their ideas. Never underestimate your subordinate. And that was in 1950's. Since then the American ciplak his idea & implement it in the West.
Merujuk DBP, kakitangan bermaksud pekerja (pejabat, syarikat, dll), pembantu (yg turut melaksanakan atau mengurus kerja).
Macam mana pulak dengan kakitangan k'jaan? Kenapa agaknya selalu ada problem bila deal dgn agensi k'jaan?
Hmmm.. mungkin ni rootcause nyer:
(1) satu officer tade...so keje officer tuh tak gerak until he/she get back! No one will follow up...sedihnya bila officer tuh in charge in customer related issues. Kalau cuti 1 minggu kene tunggu la 1 minggu...aku penah kena, officer tuh training 1 minggu then sambung cuti 1 minggu. Total dia unavailable time: 2 weeks. Oh fuck up nyer. How the hell they delegate their job?
(2) customer servis & kaunter pertanyaan yg biasanya buat part time jual tempe basi. Sebab muka diorang pun ala2 tempe basi. Bila di tanya semua tak tau...mintak kite call sana sini. People say Arsenal play a lot of passing football. Same with customer service in GLC or gov. They'll pass u around until the opponent (us, unfortunately) fed up.
(3) mentaliti 'bekerja untuk benefit'. I am not talking about salary or bonus.
(4) etc etc....
If these behavior or mentality in private company, sure kena whack dengan boss. Atau pun kene maki hamun. I must admit not all the gov servant are like this, jangan kerana nila setitik, rosak susu sebelanga plak. Oh tebalnya semangat ketuanan melayu aku, sampai berkias-kias plak.
Perhatikan gambar di atas. Kalau diterjemahkan ke Bahasa Melayu,
Tenaga mental, mood, & motivasi
Makanan yang pekerja (kakitangan?) anda makan adalah kritikal untuk kejayaan anda.
Jadi untuk berjaya, pastikan pekerja kita makan makanan berkhasiat disamping tuh yang terang & jelas halal dan jauh dari segala unsur subahat. Hahahaha. Oh, I am begging the gov servant to improve, or else GFY la.
note to pt/ptd: hayatilah hari kualiti agensi anda & faham betul² maksud piagam pelanggan.
In my company, we (even the operator & GW) are reffered as....associate. Not employee or kakitangan.
Dec 13, 2008
Papan Tanda
Kat Malaysia sekarang dah terjadi macam². Papan tanda pun boleh jadi kontroversi. Masa aku masuk exit dari highway ke tol Jasin pun ada satu road sign yang agak kontroversi.
Awas! Jalan rosak di hadapan.
Ok, wtf? Dalam kepala aku terbayang perkara² ni jek....
(1) JKR dah give up nak repair jalan tuh then put up the road sign.
(4) Jalan tuh adalah laluan bebas cukai, so kereta yang road tax dah mati pun bole lalu tanpa kene saman. Yela, kalau jalan tuh ada duit dr pembayar² cukai dah tentu diorang jaga baik².
As we pass by the road, lubang sana sini. Macam war mines. Kene elak kiri, elak kanan. Nasib baik bukan kereta aku. Bukan aku yang drive. Sori beb! Hehe.
Bila cerita pasal sign board nih semua orang dah tau yang sign board/road sign kat Malaysia dah berbangsa-bangsa. Jangan nanti satu hari road sign/sign board pun nak ada 'gender' plak. Hahahhahahha.
Anyway, aku jumpa satu sign board nih. This one I think very suitable for Malaysia.
p/s: moga² pihak berwajib tingkatkan lagi mutu soalan PTK yang akan datang utk pegawai² awam.
(1) JKR dah give up nak repair jalan tuh then put up the road sign.
(2) Exit tuh memang untuk 4WD atau driver² kereta rally.
(3) Dulu diorang letak sign "Jalan Sedang Di baiki"...tapi sebab lama sgt kontraktor bumiputra nak repair, jadi JKR give up.(4) Jalan tuh adalah laluan bebas cukai, so kereta yang road tax dah mati pun bole lalu tanpa kene saman. Yela, kalau jalan tuh ada duit dr pembayar² cukai dah tentu diorang jaga baik².
As we pass by the road, lubang sana sini. Macam war mines. Kene elak kiri, elak kanan. Nasib baik bukan kereta aku. Bukan aku yang drive. Sori beb! Hehe.
Bila cerita pasal sign board nih semua orang dah tau yang sign board/road sign kat Malaysia dah berbangsa-bangsa. Jangan nanti satu hari road sign/sign board pun nak ada 'gender' plak. Hahahhahahha.
Anyway, aku jumpa satu sign board nih. This one I think very suitable for Malaysia.
p/s: moga² pihak berwajib tingkatkan lagi mutu soalan PTK yang akan datang utk pegawai² awam.
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