Nov 18, 2008

The Term = "Throw the ball"

Have you heard of the term "ball in your court" or "throw the ball"? This is the term u will heard not only if you are working in a big organization, also in everyday life.

Vocabulary:
"ball" - responsibilities/job/issue/taik/customer claim

Now, they have a new name for it, TAICHI. Just like the soft & lemah gemalai movement of TAICHI, that's the same way u can throw the problem aside or to other people. Just imagine the hand movement. Wohaaaaaa!

Like what my previous boss often told me "don't let the ball in fell in your court". Or sometimes, "that department throw the ball to other people...don't let them throw it at you". Now we are talking a lot of "balls" here. In simple Bahasa Melayu, the term will be define as, "masalah yang diberi kepada orang lain untuk di selesaikan". Or in more kurang ajar words, "bagi taik kat orang lain". Ceh! Sendiri punye taik, sendiri cuci la. Tapi kalau dah dapat taik tuh, muka korang pun jadi taik gak la. OK, enough with the taik.

For example, if we encounter customer claims or production reject, the normal method will be :

RCA (Ishikawa, 4M, etc) ----> Evaluate -----> Monitor ----> Conclude

But for some people:

RCA ----> give to other department/people ("throw the ball") ----> clean their hands

This is what I normally see in work. The key word here is MENTALITY & sense of responsibility. Sometimes people can amazed u whenever they are in crisis or the way they handle pressure. Some people will not stop sending emails (all work related, none with norman hakim, memey updates whatsoever), while others (this is what I called paranoid android) will not stop calling u (every 5 minutes want update). Itu belum masuk kire yang nangis tepi kantin, pengsan kat dalam production & so on so on. Instead of cooperating & giving thoughtful suggestion, everybody will battle & fought to dead to avoid the countermeasure work. Shit! Then ingat kompeni bayar gaji kau untuk korang gossip2 @ tengok email ke?(peringatan untuk budak2 QA).

Sometimes I wonder & think if I were in their shoes, with their narrow mind of course, why the hell I want to go through all the trouble to elak-elak (avoid) the job? (they can go as far as giving stupid excuses). Are you really that busy everyday? Hahaha. Oh, I know, they don't want to go back late, nanti laki marah. Takpun bini bising balik lambat. Kene jaga anak. and so on........Talk about commitment! Family come first la, job can find another! We have jobstreet, remember! Buat penat si Lina (jobstreet) send us the daily updates. Kahkahkahkhakhak! Aiyooo, this kind of people forget that that we have a set of team to work with. Each member with their own task. TEAM, ingat TEAM, bukan in-TEAM.

Normally this kind of thinking or action will be stop when the chairman, (a wise man with high technical skill & knowledge, provided with his charming smile although sometimes hot headed sebab selalu marah2 budak QA, not to mention his ability to communicate with all level of management...ahahah)....will conclude & assigned every single of PIC to each task. If not, sampai pagi pun korang tak settle2 lagi.

This is the kind of mentality that I think should be avoid or else we end up being well known as Malaysian made 'cap ayam' brand. Poor quality control was among the worst issue that a manufacturer could face. Regardless what brand/company you are working with. Japan company, Continental, American, Brazil etc etc. As long as the product being produced here in Malaysia, it is considered Malaysian made. That's just my 5 cents worth or worthless comment. Sounds patritotic sket. Remember when we comment/condemn about Proton. It's the same way with other product. Malaysian made beb. Ada pahammm....hahahahahah...Look at the bigger picture bro. Few years back manufacturers rush to China because of cost competitiveness, but they also overlook the cost of QUALITY. Don't let our fate succumb like that.

Samosa berharga RM730.80 (4 pcs)


NEW DELHI: Satu pasangan Belanda yang mengunjungi negeri timur India, Bihar membayar 10,000 rupee (RM730.80) bagi empat biji samosa yang biasanya berharga tidak lebih satu rupee .

Selepas pelancong berkenaan menikmati hidangan berkenaan, pemilik sebuah gerai di pesta ternakan Sonepur minggu lalu berkata, samosa istimewa miliknya itu lebih mahal kerana dibuat daripada herba khas yang mampu menaikkan syahwat, lapor The Hindustan Times. - Reuters

macam² daaa....

Oct 19, 2008

KING OF COMEBACKS

Kops 3 - Wigang Kangkung 2

Another comeback story from the Kops. After down 1-2 til half time...Abg Torres already injured & watch the game from the crowd, and Anfield found another hero in disguised. TQ Abg Kuyt (son of Jurel).


(The Great Escape)
Throw it away
Forget yesterday
We'll make the great escape
We won't hear a word they say
They don't know us anyway
Watch it burn
Let it die
Cause we are finally free tonight



p/s: Keane still firing blank.

Oct 12, 2008

There can be only one...ROBBIE

The league was on break due to international commitment. Yeah, qualifying. It's time to relax from the tantrum & drama. So let's go back to our buku sejarah Anfield & get a closer look to this Toxteth Hero. Robbie Fowler. His goal scoring stats need not to be stated here. Still holding the fastest hat-trick ever (4 mins and 33 seconds) against Arsengal. What else need to say. His hunger for football even drived him to sign pay-per-play contract for Blackburn. Let's navigate hiStory.

Schmeichel was a great keeper, but this guy make him look like a dud (more to Hassan Miskam). Look here.

the controversial sniffing act...Macca as the supporting actor... :) sniff, sniff

the famous plaster nose...trendy they say

Wak, nampak familiar tak?

Also played with Liverpool retirement home club (Manchester Shitty)

So it's very difficult for this ROBBIE to follow up...because there can be only one ROBBIE in Anfield

rafa: ko jgn sengih²...club bayar ko utk score bukan posing² sengih mcm kerang busuk.
keane: baik bos, rambut bos cantik ahh. Baru treatment perr..
rafa: jgn lebeh², nanti aku emo

Oct 8, 2008

My Hari Raya Gift: Man City vs Liverpool

Just as I arrived from Negeri Sembilan, SMS I received on 5th Oct nite from a well known football pundit.

wak: babat ada satu soalan kepada kau...
me: soalan?...teka-teki ke?
wak: ye....kenapa man city 1- liverpool 0
me: blum warm up
wak: dan javier garrido menjaringkan gol kedua....kata babat
me: ceh Kuyt hampeh ahhh

The 2nd half start & 45 minutes later,

me: dah warm up, berape resultnyer?
wak: bayar ref ke? tackle slow pun kene kad merah, tau la jersey merah...

7th Oct back to office...met up with Wak later at Osman Taman Johor. Our main discussion was about how the mighty Reds chewed up the Eastlander. Haha. Wak Zailan as usual with his prediction & pessimistic comments about the Reds. His so called statistic & analysis about football sometimes bother some people (huh! sapa agaknya tuh? Man Utd fan ke?). But I have to agree some of the points he told me. And he also have to agree that Torres is better than Berbatov.