Jul 19, 2009

Hujung Minggu di Serata Dunia

Malaysia kalah 2-3 jek dengan mencester unaited.

Apesal ESPN kecoh-kecoh pasal Owen?

Apa? Comeback? Aiseh, Owen score lawan Malaysia je. Come on la. Ha ha.

Cerita lain. Season 2009/10 bakal menyaksikan ramai penyokong-penyokong baru Real Madrid dan Manchester City muncul. Macam satu ketika dulu masa manager Chelsea dilambakkan duit berbillion beli player-player star.

Kepada rival dan lawan-lawan Real Madrid jangan gentar dengan penyerang diorang yang beharga beratus juta tu. Pergi serang je kat mana Sergio Ramos main. Lubuk.

Alex Fergit komen polisi pembelian Hughes sebagai 'bodoh' dan 'tak realistik'. SAF memang bercakap melalui pengalaman. Tengok la apa jadi pada Dimitar Bebal-tov.

Lain-lain cerita. Liga Malaysia dah abis ke belum?

Jul 14, 2009

Q W E R T Y

The reason they called it Q W E R T Y, because of the letter layout that can be found on the keyboard. I can sure as hell call the pc/laptop keyboard as QWERTY as I pleased.

Cuba bayangkan, because of some issues related to data capturing, I proposed to use QWERTY keyboard untuk satu equipment. In less than 0.002 second, Mr. J reply, why that, why this....bla bla bla. Sudah termakan umpan nampaknya. Pemilihan perkataan ku memang sesuai dan tepat.

Mr. J will is a bitter man indeed. For some reason he thought that I want to install a handphone size keyboard. Considering his resemblance to Uncle Fucka, I let him finish his Benitesque rant.

"QWERTY tu keyboard normal la. Yang macam tu." Selamba aku jawab sambil jari tunjuk keyboard komputer and suddenly silence struck him.

This fella proved one thing to me. People mostly (including me) will be influence by their subconcious mind in what they do or say. Kalau dah biasa negative thinker, anything people say they will try to opposed, bad or good. One thing I learned about subconcious mind is, it accepts whatever you believe on an emotional level.

I walked by and gave him a cynical smile. Mesti pedih dia tengok.

So, why tell him QWERTY instead of keyboard?
Pasal dia ni bitter. Ha ha ha. Padan muka dia.

QWERTY, mengerti?

Jul 12, 2009

Found this in Yahoo! Answers.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Q: There is an exact source and factual answer that most people overlook.While the question is interesting philosophically, its a moot question with an answer. Can you find it?

A: Close scrutiny does not remove the fact that all answers to this question are speculation that rely on some system of methodical cognition. Whether it is deemed rational or irrational is a matter of subjectivity. The nature of the question as a philosophical inquiry is that it reveals something about human nature. The need to have information, so as to satisfy the egos desire for control.

Jul 9, 2009

Kisah "Quote" Lagi

“I have more respect for the fellow with a single idea who gets there than for the fellow with a thousand ideas who does nothing.” Thomas A. Edison.

Translate bahasa aku: "Kalau setakat berbual lebat tapi tarak contribute baik lu duk jejauh dari gua."

Apasal dah 2 entry cerita pasal quote ni? Biasa la kalau dah kusut pasal kerja, macam-macam quote aku nak recall. Quote ni memang beracun dan pedas kalau aku bagi kat team member yang pessimist dan asik nak complaint. Memang dah genetik sesetengah orang kita agaknya nak reward dulu baru nak perform. Pre-paid employee.

Anyway, cerita lagi pasal quote dan Thomas A. Edison ni, teringat masa kerja asik buat evaluation dan testing. Entah amende idea bos aku nak taruk spring dan plastik dalam hard disk. DOE, DOE, DOE, sampai aku naik fed-up. Buat failed, buat failed, sampai raya pun aku nak kena kerja. 6 bulan entah apa-apa buat testing sampai aku nak resign, sekali bini aku (masa tuh merangkap awek yang berjauhan...) antar sms...

"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time - Thomas Edison." Terus aku jatuh cinta buat kali ke-87 kat bini aku dan kembali bersemangat nak buat DOE (...lagi).

Entry bermula macam ganas, last-last jadi jiwang. Padan muka korang baca perenggan atas. Ha ha ha ha.

Jul 7, 2009

Nobody is Perfect

I heard this super lame quote a few days ago after the department meeting.

Just an excuse to work ala kadar and to cover up the laziness.

My advice to this fella is:
Perfect is byfar what I least expected from you, at least perform at the rate that I expect you to do. Jangan kasi malu universiti anda wahai graduan universiti teknikal. Other than that, up to you la.



Tapi Billy Corgan lagi celaka, dia cakap...

“If practice makes perfect, and no one's perfect, then why practice?”