Jul 14, 2009

Q W E R T Y

The reason they called it Q W E R T Y, because of the letter layout that can be found on the keyboard. I can sure as hell call the pc/laptop keyboard as QWERTY as I pleased.

Cuba bayangkan, because of some issues related to data capturing, I proposed to use QWERTY keyboard untuk satu equipment. In less than 0.002 second, Mr. J reply, why that, why this....bla bla bla. Sudah termakan umpan nampaknya. Pemilihan perkataan ku memang sesuai dan tepat.

Mr. J will is a bitter man indeed. For some reason he thought that I want to install a handphone size keyboard. Considering his resemblance to Uncle Fucka, I let him finish his Benitesque rant.

"QWERTY tu keyboard normal la. Yang macam tu." Selamba aku jawab sambil jari tunjuk keyboard komputer and suddenly silence struck him.

This fella proved one thing to me. People mostly (including me) will be influence by their subconcious mind in what they do or say. Kalau dah biasa negative thinker, anything people say they will try to opposed, bad or good. One thing I learned about subconcious mind is, it accepts whatever you believe on an emotional level.

I walked by and gave him a cynical smile. Mesti pedih dia tengok.

So, why tell him QWERTY instead of keyboard?
Pasal dia ni bitter. Ha ha ha. Padan muka dia.

QWERTY, mengerti?

11 comments:

♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛ said...

adakah merujuk kepada Keyboard PC?

uhuks~

kenapa ku tetiba blur?

AsEnG said...

dia salah faham le tu.....
dia tak puas hati dgn ko ke?

kilang ko gawat lagi tak?

Azhan said...

zara,
jawapan kpd soalan anda:
ya dan ya

aseng,
kat sini semua tgh overdose kerja dowh. gawat mende. Mr. J tak puas ati dgn semua org kat dunia ni termasuk ahmadinejad. sesekali nyakat dia best gak buat isi masa lapang.

faiz said...

bodos gile....
Qwerty tatau
Teknikal pemendenyer

Azhan said...

mr. J bijak do...
diploma holder
umur 33
gaji over 4k,
kerja dia komplen org jek

bijak, bijak

Ali said...

ala ini kes, same mcm kes kalau aku ckp "CPU". aku ckp pasal mende lain tapi org pk mende lain. xleh nk salahkan sape² pasal org kite akan ikut kebiasaan walaupun kebiasaan tu salah.

Azhan said...

tersesat kau nih...me don't write clear clear i see

mr. j is bitter
everything he see in -ve value, gov not good, pkr also no good, everybody no good

u clear or not

udin said...

kalau keyboard jermen, dia panggil QWERTZ...pasal Y tukar tempat dgn Z...

Azhan said...

udin,
don't führen vor

udin said...

malangnye udin suke buat demonstration

Azhan said...

sie hartnäckiger peniskopf