the Cinematic experience

Rentetan daripada insiden kentut kat wayang. Let me share some of my experience. These are some of the top rating incidents I encountered:

(1) Movie:Face/Off. Ending of the movie shows glance of Travolta (hero) walked pass by a window. Someone shouted, yeayyyyyyyhh sambil tepuk tangan. Overexcited. Ini still acceptable sebab movie nih best. Yela masa tuh semua anxious nak tau adakah hero dapat kembalikan wajah & perut boroi dia. Sebelum tu kan si hero jadi Nicholas Cage. Confuse? korang pi tengok balik la.

(2) Movie: Matrix Revolutions. At the middle of the movie, somebody was snorring. Nuff said.

(3) Movie: Lord of the Rings - Return of the King. Ada sorang mamat nih try to explain, macam mana Gandalf "suda mati, idup balek" to his girlfriend. OMG. Sepanjang movie. C'mon la, masa tu dah third movie la weh! Try imagine how he summarized the 1st & 2nd movie. One word for it...annoying.

(4) Movie: The fifth element. Ada couple berbual macam wayang tuh diorang ada share. Tau la movie tuh boring, tapi gua dengar korang nyer citer persiapan kahwin lagi la gua boring.

Selain daripada top listed incidents kat atas, below listed adalah compilation yang agak kelakar (meluap perasaan pun ada) masa kat wayang.

(1) kaki bergoyang-goyang kat belakang kerusi kita. Kejap rasa macam kerusi OSIM, kejap rasa macam nak pegi tepuk dahi orang kat belakang tu.

(2) orang depan duduk dengan postur sempurna 90°. Dah tu ketinggian 180 cm.

(3) handphone not in silent mode. Nih memang bebal maksima.

(4) handphone yang silent mode, TAPI....jawab call dalam cinema dengan SUARA volume 5.

(5) orang sebelah kunyah twisties/popcorn over-over plak. Bunyi dia kunyah makanan boleh compete dengan Dolby punya surround system.

For whatever reason we go to cinema, everyone have different opinion why they felt watching movie in cinema a better option than the comfort of our own couch. Even with the annoyance of other people. :)

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